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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the
ass. -Frank Zappa
The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it
makes. -Sir Thomas Beecham
The Marriage Of Figaro is far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many
notes. -The Emporer Ferdinand.
The Beatles We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the
way out. -Decca Record Company / EMI / HMV etc...etc.
Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both lend utility to their
conditions. -George Santayana
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. -Kin
Hubbard
Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
-Mel Brooks
Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they
would ordinarily. -David Byrne
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own
punishment with it, and that a very severe one. -Hannah Moore
To understand music, you must listen to it. But so long as you are
thinking, "I am listening to this music," you are not listening. To
understand joy or fear, you must be wholly and undividedly aware of
it. So long as you are calling it names and saying, "I am happy," or "I
am afraid," you are not being aware of it. Fear, pain, sorrow, and
boredom must remain problems if we do not understand them, but
understanding requires a single and undivided mind. This, surely, is
the meaning of that strange saying, "If thine eye be single, thy whole
body shall be full of light. -Alan Wilson Watts
A wave of vulgar, filthy and suggestive music has unundated the land.
Nothing but ragtime prevails, and the cake walk with its obscene
posturings, its lewd gestures.... Our children, our young men and
women, are continually exposed to its contiguity, to the monotonous
attrition of this vulgarizing music. It is artistically and morally
depressing and should be suppressed by press and pulpit. -Musical
Courier
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing it demands of a
composer is that he be dead. -Arthur Honegger