For Sale

Location: Paris, France Price: 500,000 Bedrooms: 6 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Stephanie 5-510

This house is in the city of Paris. You will have perfect view of the Eiffel Tower. The house has cheap heating (1,000 dollars a week). A dragon in the houses fireplace will warm you. (Or burn you!) A porch in the back of the amazing house will be perfect for you. Cobwebs cover the backyard like a blanket. Each of the 5 bathrooms have a sauna and a massager. In 2 bathrooms there are swimming pools of your like. You have air conditioning that cools you down during the hot summers in Paris. A finished house and basement are the perfect touches to a house you must be dying for. Get it now, before another resident does!

For Sale
Location: England Price: $799,999.99 Bedrooms: 22 Bathrooms: 12 Agent: Umar 5-510

The house is very big and warm. There is nothing in sight (nobody cans see your death, then.) There is a perfect view of the plains and there is a large lake in your view. Also, the price is only $799,999.99. Wow, isnt that amazing! It is very cozy, and it makes very soothing noises (which is the floor creaking mysteriously.) Nobody has ever been living there since 1504. There are also wolves outside howling in the night and other sounds that make you feel really happy. It has 22 bedrooms for you to slowly relax. There is a balcony that you could go to (but you could fall off, too!) Call now to buy this amazing house!

New Cozy House on The Market

Location: Paris, France Price: $6,000,000 Bedrooms: 10 Bathrooms: 24 Agent: Ayesha 5-510

A spacious 10-bedroom house with lots of candlelights to scare away the ghosts. The fireplaces are very big so that the bloody ghouls would come to haunt you. Also there is a Jacuzzi with many sinks to wash away the skeletons. The walk-in closets are filled with cobwebs and there is also the huge, friendly spider named Aranon. There is no one in the thick forest for miles. The 24 bathrooms all have a bathtub with walls on all sides up to the ceiling. Act quickly! The owners are waiting!

Bloody Good House

Locatio n: Price: $5,600, 568 Bedroom s: 9 Bathroo ms: 5 Agent: Brendan 510

In good condition all the way in the woods. With skeletons all over the house. Bloody drenched curtains make a fine touch. A graveyard fun for playtime. Then when you scream nobody can hear you. Have a nice time in the pool filled with blood, and when you play hide and seek your friend will never find you because something scary will eat you. This is a great deal to die So come and have fun while you can before a scary beast scares you

Bloody Good Sale

Location: Zimbabwe, Africa Price: $25,892,885.65 Bedrooms: 26 Bathrooms: 9 Agent: Julian 510

Very good buy. The nearest town will be 23.33695 miles away so no one will hear you yell. 31 graveyards in view so you can have the best chance of paranormal

activity. The blood-drenched shades will create the perfect hiding place for when the skeletons walk their dogs daily. Soundproof windows will perfectly eco your pleading for dear mercy. Unique bone fixtures on the ceiling, will add a cozy feeling for when the vampire Bats cuddle with you and drink your blood on a cold winter day. Buy this house; all of your will be ghost friends, will be green with envy.

FOR SALE Voice house

Location: Somewhere Abandoned Price: $121,212,121,212,121,212,121,212 Bedrooms: infinite.(if you like sleeping on a Barn floor) Bathrooms: Use the trees! Agent: Adrian (the haunted expert)510.

Wonderful place in somewhere. If youre the richest person on the planet, live here. The bathrooms (the forest) is remarkable squishy from things that come from animals posteriors. If you can sleep on a hard wood floor, you can have all your friends visit. In the night, there is a wonderfully (scary) voice telling you to die. Call123-4567-8902 today.

House of Shrieks

Location: Paris, France Price: 5,000,000 Bedroom: 3 Bathroom: 3 Agent: Electra 5-510

This is the best place to sleepif you can. Your dreams will be haunted. That wont be a problem though because you can relax. Just make sure that you dont turn off the lights. This house is semi-under construction so the neighbors cant hear you scream. Remember to call quickly because everyone is just waiting to see if another person shrieks in fear. Phone Number: 666-shr-iek9

For Sale
Location: Transylvania Price: Your blood, all of it. Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2 Agent: Jennifer 510

This Abandon fixer-upper is the best buy in town. For a lovely midnight view of walking ghosts there are 63 graveyards in the nearest mile. The blood filled outdoor pool is a great way to take your mind off the bones in the closet. Your attic will always offer a great scare, as will your next-door neighbor, count Dracula. House is painted red from blood. The beds are made of bones of the people who lived in this house before. Every full moon go to sleep by the melodical sounds of werewolves howling. Drink any of the kitchen vials and meet your death. No one has lived here and survived.

For Sale A Cozy Little Nest

Location: Vermont, Canada Price: $ 185,895.54 Bedroom: 3 Bathroom: 2 Agent: Alessandra 5-510

A warm little house is in the middle of nowhere. Walk-in closet come with complete corpses. The near by restaurants are to die for. The empty plains are great for digging. The price is very affordable. The splattered blood fits the bathroom perfectly. The basement is full of black widows and a mysterious door. Call quickly! Sales are disappearing like murders.

For Sale!
Location: uncharted, Transylvania Price: $800,000 Bedrooms: 2 (one for you, one for the vampire Bathrooms: 4; includes 2 haunted ones. Agent: Ela 5-510

The house is very pretty (if you like creaking floorboards, old, falling apart roofs, and that old Victorian house style.) The house was built in 1705, and no ones been living there since! Youll have lots of privacy, except for the skeletons and ghouls! Its right next to the woods, which is great, especially if you like getting lost, because no ones ever gotten out! Also, a lake is in walking distance-a lake in which many have drowned in! Youll hear pleasant noises; like the laughing of the vampires, and the howling of the werewolves. The neighborhood is great, too! Lots of friendly, (blood-sucking) vampires, kind (vicious, howling) werewolves, and fun (carnivorous, haunting) ghouls! And this house is on sale, because were DYING to give it away. Its only $800,000. Includes a balcony, fireplace, and driveway.

For Sale
Location: Ghost Town, Arkansas Bedrooms: 15 Bathrooms: 2.5 Agent: Nafisa 5-510

Really spooky with all the bedrooms. Youll have no clue what is happening in one bedroom or the other because you can possibly be in only one bedroom. Only fitted for a husband and wife or just two to three people. Has no houses nearby to it. Has a grave a couple of feet from the house. All the walls are the color black and some are the color of red. The red walls look spooky and seriously bloody. You will have nightmares the whole tome you sleep in this house! The upstairs attic has some red Type of juice dripping from the cellar. The red juice looks like blood! The bedrooms are really huge. The width of each bedroom measure the same size. Each bedroom have the width of 20 feet and the length of 25 feet long. Buy this house quickly! Open house everyday starting everyday from the day of Halloween and will be open house till someone buys the house. BUY NOW! On Sale today!

On Sale for the Dead!

Location: Siberia, Price: $1,302,678,389 Bedrooms: 1 Bathrooms: 0 Agent: Rifat 5510

Ghosts and vampires, werewolves and spirits, this is the best house for people like YOU!!! You can only find it hidden in the wilderness of Siberia, where the spookiest things occur! Its price is only a little more than a Billion dollars! Experience growling monsters, shrieking bats, and a chill down your spine as you enter the house! (Be careful of the closets - they can bite!) Experience your one and only luxurious bloodstained bedroom! If you want to go the bathroom, why, you would go outside! Even WORSE, the house is abandoned, so you cannot yell or scream for help! If you need help, just hide in the kitchen full of spoiled food! If you want the WORST experience ever, come to the Haunted

Mansion in the Middle of Nowhere! (phone Number: 999-the-dead)

For Sale
Location: Los Angeles, California Price: $899,999,999 Bedrooms: 8 Bathrooms: 6 Agent: Rezwan 5-510

Get the most astounding and unique house in L.A.! There are fireplaces in every bedroom so youll be warm all day since there are 8 bedrooms! 6 bathrooms so dont worry. This is also the scariest house in town! It is almost pitch black and theres a graveyard in the back. To have fun, you could get jump in the Jacuzzi. Dont forget, this house is mostly for people who are interested in scary things. Price is only $899,999,999 so buy NOW!!

For Sale
Location: Virginia woods Price: $500,000,000 Bedrooms: 5 Bathrooms: 4 Agent: Erik 5-510

Cosy 5 bedroom house. Positioned near a beautiful forest path. Spiders in every corner for a no mosquito environment. The dirty bathrooms have wonderful wallpaper. In need of someone who doesnt care if ghosts have invaded the house. Call now at 243-6674-739.

For Sale
Location: Manhattan, New York Price: $46,809,000 Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2 Agent: Ashley 5-510

If you love having chills down your spine, youll be sure to love this house! It will help you be the best party host on the block! Sure decoration is awesome, but what about the houses architecture? For a house in the abandoned place of Manhattan, this is a good deal! For only $46,809,000 you can raise kids happily or watch a loud movie in this cozy cave! 2 stories, 1 bathroom on each floor, creaking stairs, 3 bedrooms, an attic to store your things, and not to mention, retarded goblins crawling out of random closets and

ovens! Also included is cobweb covered old pictures of vampires and men and whats the deal about those bloodstains on the carpet? Its a mystery! So what about it! Buy it today while you are still alive!

For Sale
Location: Lake George, New York Price: $15,000 Bedroom: 4 Bathroom: 2 Agent: Tanjum 5-510

Great price, everyone wants it. Squeaky floorboards and spooky whispers. You will always know where your children are with these floorboards or not. Tubs have beautiful bloodstains. A walk in closet in every room (for hiding). Cobwebs great for hanging stuff in the closets. If you hate nature this house is for you, the moment something living steps 20 feet in front of it, it dies (may require a few days). Nobody has lived in it for over 5 years. The last family loved it so much they died in it. Sound proof walls so nobody will over here your conversations or screams. The bedrooms are already equipped with king size beds and real skeletons. Buyers start calling. No tours.

111-DEA-DRUN

For Sale
Location: Bloody, Transylvania Price: Its only $1,040,000!!! Bedrooms: 5 (save one for the official animal, the vampire!) Bathrooms:4 (vampires suck more blood if they dont have a private bathroom) Seller: Andreas 5-510 This place is going to be awesome for you & your family. You will love the ghosts and the boogie monsters. They love making friends. But they usually trick you to trust them and they hand you over to the vampires. We have creaking floorboards, a swimming pool filled with 100% human blood!! There is a nice large backyard filled with 37 graves were people are buried. There is a unfinished basement and a nice large stove in the kitchen. Make sure the vampires dont get in the kitchen to boil blood because if they do there will be a disaster similar to a guy with a chainsaw having a sugar rush. There are also two nice fire places. The one in the back patio must be open on cold days or the ghosts in the backyard will get feisty. The other fire place is in the living room. But if you get too cosey near the hypnotizing fire places the vampires will start to bite. The grand opening of the house was on January 16, 1788 at 9:00 pm when the Baker family moved in. They moved out January 16, 1788 at 9:00 and 1 second pm. The house was abandoned since then. Call now. This offer wont last even though its been lasting for 221 years.

For Sale
Location: Transylvania, Romania Price: $2,564,456.53 Bedrooms: 5 Bathrooms: 4 Agent: Katerina 510

Very unique and comfy house, will make chills go down your spine. Bloody Jacuzzi will relax you while you die. The many closets will give you a place to hide while bloody skeletons will lurk around looking for people to kill. The quite streets assure you that no one can hear you scream. Patios have a great view of the graveyard to watch ghosts haunt your yard. Mysterious creaking floors will make you feel comfy cozy. Order quickly, the owner is dying to sell.

For Sale
Location: Bloody, Transylvania Price: Its only $1,040,000!!! Bedrooms: 5 (save one for the official animal, the vampire!) Bathrooms:4 (vampires suck more blood if they dont have a private bathroom) Seller: Andreas 5-510 This place is going to be awesome for you & your family. You will love the ghosts and the boogie monsters. They love making friends. But they usually trick you to trust them and they hand you over to the vampires. We have creaking floorboards, a swimming pool filled with 100% human blood!! There is a nice large backyard filled with 37 graves were people are buried. There is a unfinished basement and a nice large stove in the kitchen. Make sure the vampires dont get in the kitchen to boil blood because if they do there will be a disaster similar to a guy with a chainsaw having a sugar rush. There are also two nice fire places. The one in the back patio must be open on cold days or the ghosts in the backyard will get feisty. The other fire place is in the living room. But if you get too cosey near the hypnotizing fire places the vampires will start to bite. The grand opening of the house was on January 16, 1788 at 9:00 pm when the Baker family moved in. They moved out January 16, 1788 at 9:00 and 1 second pm. The house was abandoned since then. Call now. This offer wont last even though its been lasting for 221 years.

Fancy Haunted House in London!

Location: London, England Price: $8,099,200,100,300 Bedrooms: 19 Bathrooms: 6 Agent: Ishraq 510

For Sale

A comforting home where the creeps come out in the morning. It has 19 master bedrooms and 6 bathrooms, enough for over 4 families. The price is fairly cheap because of its incredible features such as an immense swimming pool. In this mansion of a house, there are huge closets to hide in, if someone or something is chasing you. This place is in the haunted part of London. Near shops, stores and transportation is nearly 200 miles away. Spider webs are in every room including the bedrooms. The screams you have will be unlimited. No one is near for many miles so you can live in comfort. Hurry up! Its so cheap! (May not leave when bought). The rooms are dined with the finest blood and the food Well thats your problem! Better hurry up, the owners soul might be staying!

For Sale: Deadly Haunted House

Location: The Canadian Woods Price: $25,999,999 Bedrooms: 15 Bathrooms: 13 Agent: Anisa 510

This lovely haunted house is in the Canadian woods, where the Headless Horseman could easily catch you. There should be fourteen bathrooms but a very violent ghost destroyed one half of the fourteenth bathroom in his last murder. There is a nice herb garden that you will share with your tenant the witch. She will only want to rent the tower. The backyard is a graveyard. There is also a sauna, which a bloody skeleton will probably demand you share. Never go out of the house on Friday night because thats when the zombies go out to eat and drink your blood and brains. So act now, because the offer might be dead by tomorrow!

For Sale: House of Horrors

Location: Alaskan Woods Price: Death Agent: Billy 510

This amazing House of Horrors is great for any undead family! Includes 3 upstairs Bedrooms with living dolls, talking pictures, and multiple death traps. Closets filled with old skeleton bones (that collapses on you if you open them). 2 Bathrooms with toilet monsters, poison vials, and blood instead of water. Crumbling second story balcony included to help you plummet to your death. Kitchen filled with toxic food and water. Plus an exclusive dumbwaiter with a demon inside! Living room includes quicksand floors, torn walls, and 1 3-seater couch with poison in the stuffing. Bug and evil clown infested cave-like basement only accessible by the quicksand floor and dumbwaiter. Also, there is nobody within miles to hear you scream (or save you from the zombies rising every night from the backyard cemetery, trying to eat your brains)! Deadly wild animals circle you house for no escape. And no plants to fend off killers! Order today, because this offers gonna be gone soon!

For Sale
Location: Cemetery in Romania Price: $500,000 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 3 Agent: Pauline 5-510

This very antique house will make it easier for you to bury your friends and family members and will allow you to live in comfort with ghosts, Midnight Zombies, Creature of the Black Lagoon, and of course, Dracula! There are very creaky floors so that you could tell weather or not a zombie is in your house! With a complimentary shovel (to whack evil monsters), you can enjoy swimming with the creature of the Black Lagoon in your very own lake. With 4 bedrooms to choose from, you can sleep with your ghosts and Midnight Zombies (that you buy with the house) in any way you want! (To make sure the Midnight Zombies dont eat your brains at midnight, sleep with your shovel!)

Charming Creeping King

Location: Ohio, U.S.A Price: $200,000 Bedrooms: 10 Bathrooms: 9 Agent: Motiur 5-510

Bloodstains are on every wall. There are also a lot of spiders. The best part is that this house is filled with scary features of all types. Ghosts, ghouls, and werewolves are around the whole area. No one is around for miles. The place is amazingly quiet which means you can get as scared as you want, and cant cry for help! 9 complete bathrooms. 2 of the bathrooms have spirits. The bedrooms are amazingly cozy. 9/10 bedrooms have rats to keep you company. No one has lived in this house for 215 years. You could be our first buyer. This house has a long history. You can be part of this History. The better part is that ghosts are always creeping around. The floorboards are always creeking when ghosts walk around which means if you dont want to go to sleep you have an excuse for not going to

sleep. You want scary, we got good scary. Be the first in 215 years to buy this wonder. Dont wait. Buy Charming Creepy King in the next 30 hours and well give you a free knife! Phone #: 728-die-now2

For Sale
Location: Germany Price: $58,000,000 Bedrooms: 10 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Jordan 510

Are you looking for a change in scenery? This castle is the place for you. A cozy home overlooking the ocean, you have a perfect view of the ghost ship lurking in the dark. Spacious bedrooms (complete with your own personal ghoul) make up this charming fixer upper. Beautiful bloodstained mahogany staircases lead up to the upper floors. 4-acre backyards make up an interesting murder scene. High ceilings perfect for hanging. A nearby cemetery makes this a wonderful home. Call now or visit our website at www.hauntedhouse.org

For Sale
Location: Berlin, Germany Price: $60,000,000 Bedrooms: 6 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Nasrat 5-510

This very spooky house is spacious and cozy. It has many bedrooms (for you to hide from something ghostly!) It has a fifty-foot deep swimming pool (for you to drown your guests!) It is affordable, warm, and (ghostly) unique. It has marble counter-tops, vaulted ceilings, and a finished attic. Your front yard is a cemetery. It has central air-conditioning and a warm fireplace.

For Sale, Dead House

Location: Serbia Price:$234,784,595,595 Bedrooms: 59 Bathrooms:85 Agent: Anokha 510

In this wonderfully remote, gloomy, molding castle lies your gruesomely terrific (to ghosts) fate. This beauty is only peanuts compared to what Bill Gates (almost) has! Why so many bathrooms, you ask- well, put it this way, if youre about to wet your pants from the Gollum in your cupboard, then the bathrooms will be only milliseconds away! If you have a child, then this surrounding is (sort of) perfect! He or she or it will love the blood filled grass, and will have tons of playmates! There is the murderous Giant, the gruesome ghoul,

the zany zombie, and all sorts of great things! There is no guarantee of having your child coming home alive, just so you know. Buy this home today- NO REFUNDS!

For Sale
Location: Hawaii Woods Price: $1,000,000,000 Bedrooms: 5 Bathrooms: 7 Agent: Jerry 5-510 If your child is always bugging you for a thing to do and you would love a new house. You should just get a two in one. This cozy house will let your stress from work turn into heaven. Would you like your child to be a little less work than youll love this? will let your child explore the supernatural as you relax in a nice blood Jacuzzi. This is a sale that is once in a lifetime. There is a huge fireplace that is great for reading scary stories, it will seem as if the stories are true. 5 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms is a great place for you to live in. It is so spacious that youll have half the house empty at all times youll be able to throw big partys! Youll always have things in your house. Blood stained carpet and tons of pictures that change! Even the dead body of the previous owner with all the blood and brain taken out! If you are still alive than you better take this chance to buy this house now!