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RESIDENT MANAGERS/OFFICE Manager: Teresa Cruz, Rutherford Investment Co. Office address: 28400 Granada Circle Phone: 510-783-5535 Office hours: 9-12 and 1:30-4 Monday-Friday. Rent may be dropped in mail slot in office door (next to laundry room). Jeffrey Stoops, Assistant Manager On-call for emergencies Sat.-Sun.-Holidays In an emergency, call 510-783-5535. Call will be directed to pager (510-312-0277). ORGANIZATIONS The Spanish Ranch #1 Association and the Spanish Ranch #1 Ladies Club are automatically comprised of park residents. There are no dues. MEETINGS of the Association Board are the FIRST THURSDAY at 7:00 p.m. in the Main Clubhouse. Residents welcome. LADIES CLUB meets the SECOND THURSDAY of each month at 12 NOON in the Main Clubhouse. The LUNCH BUNCH meets the THIRD THURSDAY of each month to go out to lunch at various area restaurants. NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH meets the SECOND TUESDAY of alternate months at 7:00 p.m. in the clubhouse BINGO is the FIRST and LAST SATURDAY of each month. MISCELLANEOUS The Clubhouses are available to residents for private affairs. Contact the Office, 510-783-5535 SWIMMING POOL / HOT TUB Pool open May-October. Hot Tub open year round. The POOL ROOM inside Main Clubhouse is available for residents to use. See the office for a key. COMPLAINTS/SUGGESTIONS/REPORTS are to be submitted to Park Management in WRITING and must be SIGNED. For any complaints or suggestions concerning safety, maintenance, replace/repair, notify the Executive Board as well. This may be done through the website at www.spanishranch1.org, RESIDENT SUGGESTION/COMPLAINT FORM ON PAGE 14. Bus transportation information on page 15.
COMMUNITY MEETING
(Annual General Membership Meeting)
THURSDAY,
in the main clubhouse
ATTENTION!
Soliciting donations or work, door-to-door sales of any kind, door-knob hanging or distributing ads or flyers by entities outside the park is
PROHIBITED!
THEN: Join your friends and neighbors for An update on YOUR community planned park improvements planned social events What were working on for Emergency Preparation (disaster) planning and whats next Neighborhood Watch has a new team, an expanded focus and some great plans to share!
COFFEE
is available in the Clubhouse daily during regular office hours for residents of Spanish Ranch 1.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Letters to the Editor are welcome on any subject. Send to: eltoro.editor@comcast.net. (You MUST sign your name but we wont use it if you so request.)
Refreshments provided!
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Join us for
Be part of a nationwide Day of Service to mark Earth Day by joining our bimonthly
BINGO
Snack bar open before play and during breaks serving nachos, hot dogs, sodas, snacks.
Meet on Folsom Street at the gates to the road along the wall paralleling Miranda.
Many thanks to our February volunteers, Judy, Gary, Marvin and Jeanie. Many hands make light work, so please join us in our efforts to keep our neighborhood looking cared for, which helps make it uninviting to the criminal element. If you have questions or are interested in helping out with this cleanup, you can e-mail Dawn at kdplaskon@sbcglobal.net. Or just show up! Heavy gloves and rubber boots are recommended if you are willing to work in the creek channel but you dont have to. Theres trash to pick up on the sides of the channel, the road and the walkway, and we paint out any graffiti thats accumulated.
Per state law, no one under the age of 18 is allowed in the clubhouse during Bingo
NOTICE
Canvas gloves, trash picks, garbage bags, paint and rollers are provided.
Gift cards from grocery or pet supply stores are especially appreciated. Old blankets/towels are always useful
Chicken Soup for the Pet Lovers Soul Brand dry or canned kitten food
(available at Haywards Pet Club and Petfood Express)
KMR & Esbilac kitten & puppy formula Royal Canin BabyCat34 dry food Nutromax small bites dog food Kitten nursing bottles (new) Also: Cat toys: toy mice, pompoms Large garbage bags with drawstrings Ziplock bags storage containers elasticized food covers or shower caps
(like you pick up in a hotelto cover food bowls)
PARK WEBSITE!
RESIDENT INFO
www.spanishranch1.org
The El Toro and the Bylaws of the Spanish Ranch 1 Association are posted here.
Comedy Corner
The Missing Horse
(most copyright info unknown - web-exchange) Workplace Vocabulary Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands. Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles. Meerkat Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and peoples heads pop up over the walls to see whats going on. Elvis Year: The peak year of somethings or someones popularity. (Barney the Dinosaurs Elvis year was 1993.) Idea Hamsters: People who always seem to have their idea generators running. Mouse Potato: The online, wired generations answer to the couch potato. Ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that youve just made a big mistake. SITCOMs: What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. Tourists: People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. (We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists.) Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from ones workplace. Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. (Ask Tom, hes the alpha geek around here.) Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Flight Risk: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon. Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh-ts over everything and then leaves.
A cowboy rode to a saloon and got off his horse, found a post and tied it up. Then he walked into the saloon and ordered a few drinks, then walked back outside to find his horse gone. The cowboy stormed back into the saloon and said One of ya people stole my horse that was tied up in that post outside. That same thing happened to me back in Texas, and I had to do something I really dont want to do again. Now Im gonna have one more drink and my horse better be back, tied up to that post, exactly how I left her. Otherwise Ill have to do what I did back in Texas. So the cowboy sat down and ordered another drink, then walked outside to find his horse back, tied up to the post, exactly how he left her. He was just untying his horse when one brave soul walked up to the cowboy and asked, So what did you do back in Texas? The cowboy looked the man straight in the eye and said, I had to walk home. Q&A Q: How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!! Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? A: When its time to go back to their childhood, theyre already there.
- Martha J. Kielek
Crook and the President One Day The President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun. The masked man said Give me all your money! Unwilling to do so, the President said, You cant do this, Im the President! The man then replied,... Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money!
MANAGERS CORNER
About Visitor parking and another gentle reminder: Parking in Visitor Parking areas is for Visitors Only. What is a visitor you might ask? A visitor is defined by the Rules and Regulations of Spanish Ranch #1 MHP as someone that spends a total of 20 consecutive days or 30 days in a calendar year. No guest may stay for over 60 days in any calendar year unless registered with the office. Your visitors can use the visitor parking for their vehicle. If someone spends more than twenty (20) days a year in your home, then they become classified as unregistered guests and must not use visitor parking for their vehicle. Residents of the park that are not visitors will have their vehicle tagged. After 96 hours the vehicle is subject to being towed at the owners expense. Street parking is not allowed. Vehicle parking in the street is for loading or unloading. All other parking is subject to towing at owners expense. If you have further questions regarding this, please contact the office. Damage to the common areas is increasing. Is everyone aware that skateboarding, bike riding, and rollerblade skating is NOT allowed in the common areas? We just had someone literally destroy the hand rail at the main clubhouse as result of what appears to have been skateboarders. Pets also are not allowed in the common areas around the clubhouse. The weather is turning nice again, and so the neighborhood patrols are commencing. Join your neighbors for the neighborhood walks in the evening hours. It is a great way to get to know your neighbors and your neighborhood. Contact Neighborhood Watch for more information. Lot inspections will be commencing within the next 30 days or so. Please take advantage of the mild weather we are experiencing and prepare for these inspections. Guillermos Corner The car wash areas are not play areas. We are seeing an increase of loitering in the car wash areas. Excising trash in the car wash areas continues to be an issue. These areas are not dumping areas for used motor oil, trash or garbage. Jeff Stoops Assistant Manager
NOTE!
Food donations must be UNOPENED, not perishable and not require refrigeration.
PLEASE DONATE!
Thank you!
Have you had something stolen from your property or vehicle? Or suffered damage to your yard, your house or your car but figured it wasnt worth reporting, or the police wont do anything anyway?
Let the police know about that fountain stolen from your yard, or the tools taken from your driveway or porch. File a report about the unidentified car that mowed down your mailbox or ran over your solar lights. It might seem trivial, and youre probably right that nobody will come and investigate, but statistics count.
Reporting is critical to get city personnel and resources directed to areas where they are most needed.
must be submitted to Park Management in WRITING and must be SIGNED. Only the person with the problem or concern may file the complaint. None will be accepted from third parties on behalf of someone else. Forms are available in a bin on the wall next to the bulletin board in the main clubhouse AND in almost every issue of the El Toro.
To help your elected SR1 Assn leadership help you, please provide a copy to the SR-1 Assn. Give a copy to any member of the board or fill out the form on the website.
JOIN US! Heres the training you need for the SR-1 NERT team! Its useful, informative and fun and we NEED you!
http://www.hayward-ca.gov/departments/fire/DP/disasterprep.shtm
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NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
Clint Dean, 266-0979 Peggy Nichols, 782-8950 Judy Allen-Rogers, 785-4894 Patty Little, 783-1534
Report criminal activity the police first, but ALSO to Neighborhood Watch! Call anyone on the team!
$500
REWARD RECOMPENSA
For information that leads to the arrest and conviction of graffiti vandals in Hayward. Para informacin que dar lugar a la detencin y a la conviccin de los delincuentes de graffiti en Hayward.
Call: 510-583-5500
English & Espaol More info:
www.hayward-ca-gov
Are weeds, rubbish, or overgrown plants on your lot a cause for concern? Is your home in need of sprucing up with washing or painting?
PULL EM UP!
GET WEEDS NOW WHILE THE GROUND IS SOFT. INSPECTIONS ARE COMING UP. DONT WAIT. ITLL BE AN EASIER JOB IF YOU DO IT NOW!
AT THE LIBRARY
Homework Support Center
Free drop-in homework help Mondays, Tuesdays & Wednesdays 3:30 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. Thursdays 3:00 p.m.-4:30 p.m. Main library and Weekes Branch Library hours: M-T-W 11-8, Th-F-Sa 10-5 Closed Sun email: library@hayward-ca.gov Teen Activity Zone Wednesdays 1:00-3:00 p.m.@ Main Library
You are invited to attend a FREE JOB FAIR being held at Chabot College, 25555 Hesperian Boulevard in Hayward on Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012 from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. The Job Fair will allow you, a family member or friend an opportunity to meet with some of the leading Bay Area companies that are looking for skilled employees for a wide variety of professions in demand. You will also be able to discuss legislative issues of importance for the state. The Job Fair is open to the public regardless of enrollment status at Chabot College. Please call the District Office at (510) 583-8818 or register online at www.asmdc.org/ya to attend. Sponsored by MARY HAYASHI, ASSEMBLY MEMBER, DISTRICT 18
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Ladies! Bring your lunch and lets get together. Dessert provided. Costs only a dime a game, winner take all! + .25 for the bank which gets raffled back to somebody at the first gathering in January.
DIME BINGO!
April: Fannie May: Pat June: Ruth July: Lunch/dessert provided by Ladies Club August: Louise September: Bridgette October: Lorraine November: Irene December: Christmas Party
Plumbing issues:
baby wipes disposable diapers feminine supplies Depends or large amounts of rice, potatoes or GREASE!
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Referral Competition
GIFT
$200
CARD
Is there a business youd like to see in your magazine? Let us know! Your referrals help keep the magazines coming.
The community that provides the most referrals in a quarter will win a $200 gift card from the MHB Group. The winning community will be announced here in the magazine.
www.mobilehomeparkmagazines.com www.facebook.com/MHBGroup
MHBGROUP
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Bookshelves in the Main Clubhouse are available for the free exchange of books by park residents. Stop by and browse any time the clubhouse is open.
located in front of Main Clubhouse close to the street (near Park map).
MAILBOX
Main Clubhouse, Small Clubhouse and the BBQ area in the courtyard are available for your events!
Both clubhouses and the BBQ area courtyard may be reserved by residents for private events. Call the office, 783-5535, for information.
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APRIL
SUN 1 Palm Sunday MON 2 TUES 3 WED 4
2012
THURS 5 FRI 6
Good Friday
SAT 7
Election of Officers 7:00 p.m. All residents should attend. 11 NBOR WATCH 7pm 12 LADIES CLUB DIME BINGO
BINGO 12-3
EASTER
10 El Toro Deadline
EARTH DAY
Spring Begins
BINGO 12-3
BUS 10:10 a.m. to 1:55 p.m. 29 30 MAY 1 MAY 2 MAY 3 SR-1 Assn Board Meeting 7:00 p.m. All residents are welcome to attend.
BINGO 12-3
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