Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Rosati-Kain
YES
NO
NO
NO
YES
YES
YES Are you empowered (intepreted by guys as hot)? NO BADA BING, BABY!
Bishop DuBourg
YES
St. Marys
YES
Nerinx Hall
NO
NO
YES
Immaculate Conception
NO
YES
Vianney
YES
YES
Villa Duchesne
YES
NO
De Smet
Visitation Academy
Ladue
Clayton
Do your parents care more about historic preservation than they do about your education? SORTA
YES
University City
YES, BITCH Does your daddy own lawyers? NO, WE JUST CALL THEM TO GET OUT OF TRAFFIC TICKETS
YES
Kirkwood
NO YES
Normandy
NO
N O N -C ATH O L I C S START HE R E
YES
Fox
YES
NO
NO
NO
YES
Bayless
SORTA
YES
YES
Metro
Riverview Gardens
Do you drive a muscle car? (Or would you if you had a car of your own?)
NO
YES
NO NO Are your parents willing to pay the equivalent of a Toyota Prius every year to send you to high school? YES NO
Do you believe in the healing power of prayer and not care if others think you are insane?
NO
NO
NO
YES
McCluer
Is it a rice burner?
YES YES NO NO, MY BRILLANCE IS NOT RECOGNIZED Whiteld School Cleveland Junior Naval Academy NO, I PREFER TO TAKE MY SMOKE BREAKS IN THE AUTOTIRE PARKING LOT
YES
YES
Really?
YES
In the woods?
YES
NO
YES
YES
YES
Thomas Jefferson
Lafayette
NO
YES
Mehlville
Hancock
Do you believe in peace, love and the power of your own personal mantra, which you received from your own personal guru?
NO
MICDS
NO
YES
John Burroughs