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Justin Black English 102

Hamlet is a shitty story by Willy Shakes. I think he can do better, he probably got ass raped when he wrote this awful piece of shit. My cum stains tell a better story than then this shit. Anyway, Hamlet is a story about a faggot named Hamlet. Hamlet comes home to find out that his father dies from aids because he was fucking every little woman in Denmark. To his surprise, Hamlets slutty mother decides to fuck her husbands brother after he died. That piece of shit, Im glad she died in the end. Throughout the story Hamlet turns into an emotional piece of shit and has suicidal thoughts because his bitch wont fuck him because she is strongly religious. Seriously??? What the FUCK am I reading? To end this stupid fucking intro, Willy Shakes uses metaphor and simile to spread AIDS to the whole fuckin world. In the first paragraph of fuckin Hamlet, Hamlet finds out his dad dies from AIDS and is aware that AIDS is no longer a mythological disease. Anything I said in the fuckin paragraph above is what Im going to fuckin repeat because Im fuckin lazy and fuck this. In the middle of the fuckin story, Hamlet sees his Fathers ghost after taking doses of acid, meth, and smoked a bag of weed with his pal I forgot his fuckin name. His father tells his faggot ass bitchy son to kill his uncle because his brother poisoned him by ejaculating into his majestys cup of juice. Hamlet swears he will rape the fuckin shit out of his uncle to get revenge and give him fuckin genital herpes because we all know Hamlet doesnt have the balls to give him ghoneria. Anyway that stupid cunt Hamlet passes out on the ground. Willy Shakes uses Metaphor in this section of the story because he felt like it. He doesnt care what people think, Willy Shakes was fuckin a whale when he was smoking his blunt. What the fuck am I saying? I dont know, I gotta take a piss. Ill be right back. The next fuckin scene was fuckin dumb. Hamlet is talking about killing himself. Seriously? What the fuck! Willy must have been on high doses of shit when he wrote this. That depressing piece of shit Hamlet starts talking to him as soon as everyone leaves, that schizophrenic piece of shit. Hamlet even states from his pussy mouth Shall I die or shall I live that is the fuckin question. Whether tis nobler in the dick to swallow his majestys cum or to take up arms and kill his fuckin ass by this Hamlet is tired of taking his uncles fuckin orders when he says Whether tis nobler in the dick to swallow his majestys cum, Willy Shakes uses fuckin simile to show what he means. Fuck this, I dont need to explain why he uses simile. Next paragraph, I gotta hurry up, my bitch said she will suck my dick in 10 min. The ending was like a fat man orgy with a chain of dicks going chu chu. Hamlet gets all gay and emo and decides to kill everyone because hes a fuckin loser and a murderer. What the fuck! You got a schizophrenic bitch ass, meth-coke sniffling pot head, kill everyone in this fuckin play? WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? Ms. Spinoza I swear I better get an fuckin A on this damn Fuckin paper for reading this piece of shit ass book. Anyway, fuckin Hamlets uncle decides to ejaculate into his wifes cup and goes Hehehehehehehehehehe while hes doing it

but oh shit, he drinks his own sperm too and every one dies. Hamlet gets stabbed by some guys dick in the ass and he dies from AIDS like his fuckin dad, that stupid bitch. Oh, and Ophelia dies from fisting herself in the water, she drowned from her own vagina juice, I knew that bitch wasnt faithful to her religion. Anyway, Willy Shakes uses every freak in single literary element to control his dick to go where he wants and Im getting laid right now. Shit, I just farted. In conclusion, fuck this shit. Everyone calls this shit a masterpiece but I call it shit.

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